I know a guy who's fine and dandy
He's so fat he likes to eat candy
He's got everything I desire
He lights twinkies on fire
I'm a gaybe
I love Davey
I'm a gaybe
I love Davey
Go to dinner when we're hungry
And Davey's my sweet honey
He's the guy my doctor checked out
There aint no finer guy in town
I'm a gaybe
I love Davey
I'm a gaybe
I love Davey
Davey on the beach is nothing better
But I hate it when he wears those gay sweaters
Someday soon I'll make him try
Some new clothes but I think he'll cry
I'm a gaybe
I love Davey
I'm a gaybe
I love Davey
Davey in the morning
Davey in the moon light
Davey's just right
I want Davey.